Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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