why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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