In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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