I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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