trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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