it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
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It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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