I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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