: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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