her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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