I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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