well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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