Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
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Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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