How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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