Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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