Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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