i don't like sucking hair
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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