did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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