haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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