I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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