i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
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The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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