I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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