Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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