her vagine was all disorganized.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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