If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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