Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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She bit a glass in half.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
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The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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