Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
they're like a gay fantastic four
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
