Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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