do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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