at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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