I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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