Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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