I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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