do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
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In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Dicks are not precious.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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