there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
In America we eat man semen.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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