The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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