Your favorite bartender is back from prision
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
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What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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