so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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