HIV tests are more positive than that guy
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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