That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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