Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
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