the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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