Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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