i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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