We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
even my farts smell like vagina
found the other keg... it's in the tree
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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