Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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