you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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