Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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