I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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