Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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