? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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