Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
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Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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