24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
