i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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