I must be too annoying 4 u.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
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I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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