I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Randomize
