NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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