This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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